Take a pile of big and heavy rocks...
add couple of Cub Scouts...
and stir things up with a dash of five-time triatlon finisher, "The Mighty TriBuddy,"
and have fun until the pile of rocks fall, and...
somebody gets a broken thumb.
TriBuddy, meet the doctor....
Doctor: "Does it hurt when I press on your hand?"
TriBuddy: "A little. I'm OK."
Add the permanent cast. Glow-in-the-Dark, of course...
TriBuddy, "Dad, does this really glow in the dark?
"Yes, it sure does."
"Dad, will I have the cast for Halloween?"
"You sure will."
TriBuddy, "Coool. It's my Light Saber."
**Wuuumff... Wuumff... (light saber sounds)**