Tuesday, August 07, 2007

FLASH! TriBoomer Drives Lohan to Therapy

Actress Lindsay Lohan has checked into a rehabilitation facility in Utah for treatment. The 21-year-old is now undertaking an intensive 30-day program at Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah.

She was seen being driven to the ultra-swank detox tank by none other than TriBoomer.

Lohan was recently arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and possessing an illegal drug.

We caught up with her between grueling counseling sessions on topics such as "How to be Rude to a Maitre d' at a Sold Out Restaurant and Still Get a Table," and "Driving While Jacked Up for Dummies."

When asked why TriBoomer drove her to rehab she said, "I might know a thing or two about carrying a little coke for a *wink* *wink* friend, but only TriBoomer knows how to make an announcement for '500 Over 140.6' and who wouldn't want a guy like that as a designated driver?"

And, all in attendance shook their head in agreement (as Miss Lohan sashayed to her scheduled Swedish massage treatment.)

What exactly is 500 Over 140.6? All questions will be answered in just two days.

Stay tuned...


Run for Chocolate said...

oooohhhhh only two more days.

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

well thank goodness somebody took that poor girl to the rehab.

Kim said...

you seriously crack me up! by the way, i totally tagged you.